Being addicted to tacos is not a curse but a beautiful love affair.

If you look right in the middle you can see a face and the mouth is the part that stuck to the bottom of the pot.

There's not much more that pisses me off about chicken than a lack of flavor and these flavorless motherfuckers had all the fat and grease of proper fried chicken without any of the taste.

If you're gonna make some fried chicken then make sure not to fuck it up or you'll be furious. These were okay though because they were from the deli at closing time for $2.

Apple soda imported from Mexico

Vietnamese BBQ pork bun but instead of microwaving it I put it in the oven and added cheese.

CLOG MY ARTERIES UP I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

A proper assortment of Subway sandwiches and I ate ALL these bitches in 24 hours.

A CLASSIC

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH HOT WINGS IN THIS PAN

I WANT A MILLION HOT WINGS RIGHT NOW HURRY UP

IF ANIMALS BEING SLAUGTERED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION IS WRONG THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

Artichoke dip in sourdough bread bowl. These taste great but why does the bread get all slimy after these sit out for even less than an hour?

Cheese, Ritz crackers, and pepperoni. This is a delicious breakfast. Eat all of it for breakfast. Right now.

I very rarely eat potato chips, maybe a couple times a year.

CELERY DOES A BODY GOOD

Pulled pork and fries. I'd rather eat beef than pork. If the pork isn't bacon I'm usually not down. You have to be a master to cook and season pork properly.

YO I WANT A FUCKIN WHOLE CHEESECAKE RIGHT NOW BRING IT OVER GODDAMNIT

WHY DID YOU ASSHOLES MAKE ME WRITE COMMENTARY FOR THIS BLOG I JUST WANTED PICTURES AND NOW AS I SIT HERE WRITING ABOUT THIS FOOD IM GETTING SO HUNGRY I WANT TO PUNCH SOMEBODY

Shredded beef taquitos and a pool of marinara. It was a fun experiment but I don't think I'll try again for quite some time. There's just something that doesn't taste right.

Guess what this is and win a prize. I don't think I put enough cheese.

BREAKFAST BURRITOS STEAK AND CHEESE BURRITOS AND A HOT SAUCE PARTY

The claims that this sauce is too hot is a joke, I don't know John & David, and its more of a BBQ sauce than a hot sauce, but this is amazing on BBQ meat and just about anything else.

Mustard coleslaw that you can add to any BBQ'd meat on bread for a balance of flavors.