Fruit is good for you but its also a lot of calories that people don't really think about when they drink mad juice all the time. These oranges are delicious.

AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE A BOX OF FRESH ORANGES. Unless they're decomposing and rotted out in which case you shouldn't eat them.

THIS IS BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KISS MY ASS

If you eat candy every day you will get diabetes and die.

Scalloped potatoes with parmasean, gruyere, cream, and thyme.

Filet mignon should always be cooked in a pan.

BBQ is the shit all damn day and night but don't ruin a filet mignon on an open flame. Put it in a pan and only flip it once.

This isn't cajun, this is leftover baked cheese and onion potato that has been pan fried hashbrown style with eggs. Olive oil was used but it was a bad idea.

Popcorn is one of the very few foods that comes out great in a microwave. To eat a bag of popcorn you should tear a square away so you aren't constantly reaching into the bag getting grease all over your hands. Don't breathe the fumes of freshly microwaved popcorn or you can get cancer from the vapor of the flavoring.

Breakfast tacos and blueberry pancakes in muffin form. The eggs are fried with olive oil, the cheese is extra sharp cheddar, the tortillas are corn, and the hot sauce is Sriracha chili sauce.

Jack in the Box "Taco" : These 2/$1 fast food imitation tacos taste nothing like a taco. The meat is soy based, the cheese is artificial artificial cheese, and the lettuce is deep fried with the rest of it.

Look at all that bullshit in that hot sauce. Fuck that hot sauce.

This sauce is also entirely saturated with chemical and preservative bullshit but it can make an ordinarily bland and boring value menu burger delicious.

I eat in my car a lot because I get drive through and then don't want to take it home to eat and let it get cold. So all this trash you see went right out the window when I was done eating.

Ground beef with random spices in a wok.

I am on a taco quest every day of my life to eat tacos that are original and addictive. This hunt for the perfect taco flavor comes down to two components: the beef must not be lean, and the vegetables should not be traditional.

I could eat tacos every day of my life and not be irritated.

Sriracha is also a good replacement for traditional taco hot sauces.

FRY RIGHT NOW

There is cheese, onion, potato, corn flakes, olive oil, and sour cream all getting pan fried right now. HURRY UP.

McDonald's Sausage McMuffin with a pack of BBQ sauce poured all over.

As you can see, the BBQ sauce saturates have of the english muffin. I used to be down with McDonald's Egg McMuffin but I can't stand it anymore. The ham sucks and it missing a lot of flavor.

I have no clue what the hell this is. Some McDonalds breakfast burrito. I was very disappointed with it because it is just a sausage patty with scrambled eggs in a tortilla.

Once again this chronicles the proper application of sauce on fast food. No matter how boring and played out a fast food item tastes you can always get some more life out of it by putting on different sauces from different restaurants other than where you purchased the food.

Wienerschnitzel PUPSTERS! HELL YEAH. The only problem is that these miniature delicaies are not filling at all. Order 20.